I’ll never forget a boyfriend I had from 2015 to 2019, early on he told me if he ever won the lottery and/or met a supermodel, then I would be instantly gone. I never forgot that he said that, even if he was just playing around.

Well guess what happened? In 2019 I received a huge family inheritance and lots of other hotter more fun nicer boyfriends who didn’t even know I had money. I left that original twerp. Goodbye.