I’ve said far less awful things on Lemmy that have been deleted by moderators 🤔🤷🏼‍♀️

I forgot what this conversation is about and I don’t feel like backtracking. All I know now is that end-stage ligma is a mouth-less person who’s craving ice cream.

Of course they had to falsify all the details and even got the dates wrong because he’s still alive out there living his best life incognito happily ever after.

His location has been pinpointed to Tel Aviv Israel and here’s a photo of him out & about incognito with his security cronies.

They all look a bit tense and uptight.

Not really “wild” though.

Wow. The things we’re allowed to say here that would get us permabanned from Reddit 🙀

How much more do we need to pick your brain in order to determine whether or not you understand the double entendre?

In the early nineties I knew a Mormon man with a happy housewife & 10 kids and he would run a marathon by himself every day just to be out of the house.

Enjoy the next thousand years? Are you immortal? Do you think everyone else is immortal too?

I’m a woman and this is true for me. The only exception will be if I ever meet a man I am in love with, and he loves me back, and he has a big house in California and he wants me to live there with him.

So far the only man I’ve met like that he lives in Arizona but I don’t want to live in arizona.

Just remember tick tock is illegal for citizens to use in the country that invented it.

Yeah. But apparently OOP is mocking people who eat ten at a time.

I still like to imagine all my files being up in a cloud in the sky. There’s so much infinite fluffy white space up there.