alaphic

plus more.

Like… what? You can’t just say that like that and then not at least characterize the ‘more’ in some fashion…

… The Aristocrats!

(If anyone gets this reference I’ll be what scientists are calling “fucking surprised”)

Until one day, when you’re eating soup and innocently toss in some croutons, only to realize that what you’re eating is essentially cereal: savory edition, which you find so inexplicably disgusting that you can’t even stomach the thought of regular cereal for a depressing amount of time