WASHINGTON – Following the killing of Alex Jeffrey Pretti in Minneapolis, FBI director Kash Patel has advised American citizens participating in anti-ICE demonstrations to leave their firearms at home, while reiterating how guns are still welcome and encouraged in schools across the country.
This is not an article on The Onion. The evidence for this is that it is very clearly labelled The Beaverton.
This is a Beaverton article.
The onion is not just an outlet, but a category of outlets.
Just like any vacuum is a hoover.