::: spoiler It’s The Beaverton. :::
“2nd ammendment! … No, not that way!”
The funniest thing is that this, literally suppressing the second amendment, was basically done just to try to act like there was some justification for his execution and in complete hypocrisy of what they promoted and pardoned on January 6th.
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That sure af sounds like impinging on our 2nd Amendment Rights.
So, in short: fuck you. Everyone arm up (and stay safe ofc).
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“Yesh! Fuck the 2A!” -MAGAcuck #6553 while making out with the AR he is legally married to
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We’ll keep bringing them as long as a federal immigration agency keeps executing American citizens 1300 miles from the southern border.
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Is this the right place for satire?
Canadian satire making cutting jokes about the American Hellhole? Sounds great to me!
You didn’t answer my question.
I believe I did. You are, however, permitted to hold wrong opinions.
FUCK THAT GUY. Bring whatever you want now.
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What is the point behind your cryptic tallying of the number of people your post has misinformed?
Amusement at people’s inability to spot obvious satire, even when primed to perhaps look at it first.
Afraid the NRA will start pushing back seriously if (when?) they gun down another legally armed non-violent protester?
As a European, I’d never imagined to come to see the NRA as a potential force for good.
This is an onion article, in case you missed that.
This is not an article on The Onion. The evidence for this is that it is very clearly labelled The Beaverton.
This is a Beaverton article.
The onion is not just an outlet, but a category of outlets.
Just like any vacuum is a hoover.
“But why was he legally carrying his registered firearm?” is the new “But what was she wearing?”
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What happened to all the conservatives upset about their gun rights? The vast majority are a bunch of hypocritical bootlicking cowards. They want an authoritarian master.
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Bring long guns to protests.
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