And in the end it really turns out to be the knife alien

Sure, but if you didn’t have to work to survive which one would you be?
Work is the surest way to suppress personality, real you only comes up when you don’t struggle to survive.

The world is divided between Jeffrey Epstein types and Charlie Sheen types, change my mind.

(horseshoe theory is in full swing here)

Folding maps were the USB-A of it’s age. We would always fold it wrong the first time.