I’m not Polish, knob.

Aladdin scares Indians.

In 1993 the Indian government declared war on the fictional city of Agrabah. The ensuing war lead to the death of ~363,000 Indians, most of which had broken necks from running head first into the Japanese provisioned Sony KV-32XBR36, a 32" CRT TV, in an attempt to phase through the glass and into the city.

31st of April is designated as a national holiday, Indians normally honour their ancestors and brave heroes who tried to stop Robin Williams from being blue, and to encourage Iago to tell The Aristocrats without censorship.