It is a mecca for meat, oversized sodas and snacks, petrol consumption, and nice toilets to shit all the garbage you’ve consumed.

I want to go to there.

Then you already know this:

How about notepad. Or paint.

If you have Plex, Plexamp does a great job of streaming music outside the home and having a host of other features (playing similar songs / keeping the playing going / music by mood / etc).

Carefully.

Seriously, I don’t know of any/many issues caused by downloading and playing a legitimate video file (MP4/MKV/AVI).

I feel like, if there are, those are being saved for a nation state level attack and not Fred downloading Shrek 2 questionably.

MPEG or bust.