World of StarCraft lets gooooooooo!!!

Wait a sec… Brood war is the expansion for sc1.

Are you telling me that there’s still a competitive sc1 scene? Holy fuck. What are the metas even like in that game now? What level is the meta even at??

Calling them servers in discord always annoyed me. Spaces and rooms isn’t much better. Room is fine, but space is incredibly nondescript.

*blinks

…What?

Can we do something about the literal fucking Nazis occupying our government first

Jesus… I feel like I just witnessed physical violence.

This is not a fair comparison. This is like saying “my ten day old dogshit sandwich tastes worse than my ten day old cake”

I got excited because I like whipped cream but then people all see it as whipits and that’s sad

Eeuww…yikes.

Oh definitely. But it’s hard to be funny at all right now. Because “ice murders entire retirement home” is too believable in the same way that “rental cars full of ice agents visit retirement home and does good deeds all day and nothing terrible happens” isn’t.

Satire right now is funny when it’s normal.

LOOK, A DAY WITH NO NEWS, HOW FUNNY