There’s definitely side boob on the right. Woman bathing on a rock.

A couple million bucks to charity and an assurance they’ll do better next time.

They want to make it more difficult to get out of your car in an emergency.

It’s just like dictators. If you and only you can be the one to fix something, you shouldn’t do it.

I have several allies. Most of them LGBTQ+. If shit goes down we’re getting them to apply for asylum here.

Still working on making my American GF Canadian.

Just in case…

Hey ICE. I’m Canadian.

Fuck you.

Grok needs to faces to turn into porn.

Arm, your family too.

There are more of us than them. We outnumber them by the thousands. They get off by feeling more powerful.

And you’re empowering them. Stop it.

I see you played Turok.

You shit on a toilet?

It’s genuinely insufferable. I have plenty of ad block on my pc but little on my phone. When I’m doing stuff on my phone it’s sometimes impossible to navigate certain news sites or watch videos because of all the fucking ads.

Yup. They can keep some of the provincial land. They don’t get any crown or indigenous land. I’m fine with Canada gifting Alberta about the size of PEI or something, and have no “federal” access to any major natural resources.

Hope they ramp up their lumber industry for export to foreign nations. And I hope they negotiate some remarkable international trade deals for that lumber. Because last I checked, the rest of Canada is lush with wood and we don’t need to pay an import tax to a foreign nation the size of PEI for their wood.

And a massive majority of that 15.25% would remain in Canada, as they get 0 claim on any of the oil and gas reserves. Those are crown land. We keep those.

Not for me out here in Nova Scotia. Canada keeps all the oil. We keep the majority of the land. “The Country of Alberta” would pretty much be the size of PEI with their own passports, no airport, and their own currency that would be worth nothing.

And those who voted for it can enjoy not being a part of Canada anymore, which is what is most important to them. Critical through doesn’t exist with them.

Would be fascinating to see these fucking morons vote for separation, it goes through, and their economy starts at $230 billion in debt.

Have fun buying milk for $29 on a minimum wage of like $4 because no one can afford to pay you.

Those idiots really think if they seperate from us they just keep all the land…

They’ll basically have a portion of Calgary and Edmonton, a single highway, probably no airport, we keep all the oil fields so they have no economy, they need to create their own currency and passports…

No one ever accused Alberta seperatists of being smart.