I was about to say, I’m surprised she hasn’t just been black bagged and deported anyway. That’s the normal goon squad MO right now, because the law works a lot slower than a plane. Once you’re in a foreign prison or whatever, you’re officially a problem for the State Department.

They’ve stated elsewhere that even though they’re deploying “age inference” (whatever that is), verification is mandatory if you don’t want your account to be restricted to PG-13, basically.

Also doesn’t help that they apparently gave a bunch of half-truths to every other artist on the card (like Shinedown), and potentially just added some names they thought they could dial last-minute (Ludacris).