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This reminds me of the time the police got called to an office building because someone saw a man with a rifle in one of the windows. Turns out it was a gaming studio, and the man was a human-size cardboard cutout advertising Battlefield or some similar first person shooter.
I remember that, it was the office of Infinity Ward, the Modern Warfare devs.
Boris will not drop the gun, but he will drop the building structure.
Was it Terry Pratchett or Douglas Addams that had a witch that was going to be burned at the stake? She had a little future-sight abd went to her death willingly and with dignity. And with 50pounds of roofing nails in a barrel of gunpowder under her dress.
Good Omens, by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett
You mean just Terry Pratchett, right? 😢
unfortunately Neil Gaiman is still alive and benefits directly from things like purchases, so no. You cannot mikufy an author who benefits.
I’m OOTL on this, did Gaiman do something?
Accused of sexual misconduct from what i recall, I don’t remember the details
Thats was it. Thank you.
“Boris, Boris Claymore”
This is no “go big or go home” he simply goes boom. He give me Mole from Atlantis vibes.
(https://media.piefed.social/posts/El/Pa/ElPafaXi8arpuGA.png)
I hope Boris has a very substantial steel plate behind his back.
I also hope he has some servos to move his arms with motion detectors.
I see there is Gender Reveal Tannerite, which would dye the perps a chosen color.
Would probably die them too
Mix them and get a nice purple!
Can you get that in rainbow color
They probably are just using a dry dye powder or powder paint. Which comes in many colours.
Only pink and blue. But many options in DIY.
Keep one in the car so you can use the HOV lane.
Same energy as “claymore in the snow room aimed at the outside door”. It can only do one thing and it will statistically do it to the person spending the most time around it, not any imagined opposition.
If I am not mistaken, you have to shoot tannerite to cause it to go off. So unless the owner in this case is shooting guns in their house it seems pretty likely this wont go off or harm them, but will harm someone who chooses to shoot an armed civilian for not putting their gun down.
That’s the joke.jpg
ICE is shooting unarmed civilians, so seeing Boris here would make their nuts shrivel like a booger on an Arizona Tarmac in the middle of summer, and the only way for them to regain their illusion of masculinity will be to shoot him, too.
While tannerite does need that extreme concussion to go off, it is still more likely to hurt the person who set it up as this seems like a stand off tactic.
Unless you have to enter the house to see Boris. They are gonna shoot from a distance.
I would be concerned about Boris wrecking a perfectly good foyer. Maybe put at the end of your street, leaning on a tree, just make sure the neighbors know what he is, but not who put him there.
I think we all need several of these strategically placed around our houses these days
Unfortunately I think this is still illegal 😔
