“I’m sorry, is this a 5-minute argument or the full half-hour?”
They ain’t paying me for a half hour.
An hour it is.
“an argument isn’t just contradictions!”
“can be!”
No, people won’t argue about just anything.
Yes they certainly will

Oooh, thanks for reminding me that exists!
Had to tape it down to make sure it didn’t fly away.
For my money, this is the cleverest resonse.
Um, acktually. (pushes glasses up) This would only serve to to demonstrate that people may sometimes argue about this one thing. To demonstrate that people will argue about anything, you would need to show that an argument occurs for everything, which you do not demonstrate here.
Yes he does!
That’s not an argument, that’s just simple contradiction!
Did you just assume that bug’s gender?
Theythembug*
Cool ladybug picture, dude! What is controversial here?
It’s pronounced “ladybird”.
When did we start talking about Lindsey Graham’s butt moles?
Dude.
I assure you this is real, but don’t Google it.
that’s a cool ladybug

This is not a pipe.
It certainly is
a penisa donga peckera schlonga willya Johnsonyour wife’s best friendyour percyyour cock… something you suck on.God damnit…
Delete this now. You have overhead imagery of a hangar for the Northrop Grumman B-21 Raider. This is highly classified information and the mods need to delete this and wipe the server now.
It’s cool, they can redact it by putting the image of a bandaid on top!
Not everything that bugs a lady is a ladybug
Did you know that the “Bandaid Ladybug” is one of the most healing in the world?
I have a boo boo! Where are my ladybugs?
Yes it is. And a beautiful one too.
kill yourself now
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