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I was going to upset about that last one, until “but don’t” part.
I got EVERY weekend, bitch. And made the most of it.
What has 50 feet and 9 teeth? Front row at a Kid Rock concert.
Every time I read this the number of feet gets bigger, and the number of teeth gets smaller. Fantastic.
Kid Rock makes music for people who spend money to get tattoos of their children but don’t pay their child support.
Official music for people who steal copper wire and catalytic converters.
I get the point but…I mean… in this economy…and when it’s from companies…
I didn’t see nuttin!
and know how much meth either commodity will afford them
kid rock must have been so mad when he found out the genre was called kidz bop and he fucked up his stage name
Best one I’ve heard: Kid Rock makes music for people who wipe their face with a McDonalds bag.
Kid Rock makes music for people who have lost a toe in the divorce.
Kid Rock makes music for people who listen to Kid Rock.
Kind of a rephrasing of one of my favorite quotes:
“Music is everything that one listens to with the intention of listening to music. ” — Luciano Berio, Two Interviews (1985)
Guys why is Kid Rock an adult
Middle-aged Rock.

I need someone talented to make a gif of doom, but with this cat face over the doomguy’s face.









