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paranoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

Kid Rock is the people version of an above ground pool

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Kid Rock is the people version of an above ground pool

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paranoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • Jerb322@lemmy.world
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    I was going to upset about that last one, until “but don’t” part.

    I got EVERY weekend, bitch. And made the most of it.

  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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    What has 50 feet and 9 teeth? Front row at a Kid Rock concert.

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      Every time I read this the number of feet gets bigger, and the number of teeth gets smaller. Fantastic.

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    Kid Rock makes music for people who spend money to get tattoos of their children but don’t pay their child support.

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    Official music for people who steal copper wire and catalytic converters.

    • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works
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      I get the point but…I mean… in this economy…and when it’s from companies…

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        I didn’t see nuttin!

    • Ersatz86@lemmy.world
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      and know how much meth either commodity will afford them

  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    kid rock must have been so mad when he found out the genre was called kidz bop and he fucked up his stage name

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    Best one I’ve heard: Kid Rock makes music for people who wipe their face with a McDonalds bag.

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    Kid Rock makes music for people who have lost a toe in the divorce.

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    Kid Rock makes music for people who listen to Kid Rock.

    • [object Object]@lemmy.world
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      Kind of a rephrasing of one of my favorite quotes:

      “Music is everything that one listens to with the intention of listening to music. ” — Luciano Berio, Two Interviews (1985)

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    Guys why is Kid Rock an adult

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Middle-aged Rock.

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    • khánh@lemmy.zip
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      Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

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        I need someone talented to make a gif of doom, but with this cat face over the doomguy’s face.

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