• Die Mart Die@sh.itjust.works
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    If GH can stand for P as in hiccough, OUGH can stand for O as in dough, PHTH can stand for T as in phthisis, EIGH can stand for A as in neighbor, TTE can stand for T as in gazette, and EAU can stand for O as in plateau, then you could write “potato” as “ghoughphtheightteeau”.

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    Mulder: “Scully, the physical boundaries of potato are virtually limitless, you have to admit that science has only touched the surface of our understanding of potato. This could be a new beginning for expanding the psychodynamics of potato.

    Scully: “Mulder, my initial physiological examination of potato reveals nothing supernatural of the sort. The legumiophysical characteristics of potato denote the standard vegitological implications of this investigation.

    Potato: P O T A T O

    FBI Assistant Director Walter Skinner: “You two have reached the limits of your investigation into potato. You have 36 hours to get potato back or you’re suspended.

    Smoking Man: chain smoking 500 cigarettes “Project potato is go. Shut down the X-files.”

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    Chris Carter