While I wouldn’t miss them, monarchies are a lot more resilient than that. Most monarchies have survived worse. And it’s not even Charles himself who’s implicated. Even if he was, he could simply abdicate. Constitutional monarchies can be very pragmatic about this sort of thing.

Why is he still called “Kid” Rock anyway? Isn’t he 55, looking like he’s 75? He’s Old Man Rock now.

The only kid thing about him is his dress sense, but I recently saw a photo of him in a hat that actually fit, and yes, he’s an old man now.